Spam Poetry

A while back I had some fantastic, surreal chains of words submitted as comments and my Spam Karma software sniffed them out. Some have obscure, intriguing, almost poetic content, probably picking up on key words of some of my posts. Of course, in the poetic trojan horse are ad words. Today I got a few ringers. Strange visitations from web space. I thought I’d post some of these doozies.

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That’s the way they all show up. I intentionally mis-spelled the significant ad words. I don’t want to encourage them any more than necessary. 


9 thoughts on “Spam Poetry

  1. Writing in the calibar of “Atlanta Nights!”

    (FYI: Atlanta Nights was a book written by a group of authors who were challenged to write the worst possible prose they could muster, as a ruse to expose a vanity publishing firm.)

  2. Wow. I am shocked (shocked!) that they found rhubarb swastica — I didn’t expect that from that broadest-minded rhubarb. I mean, I am all about being broadest-minded, but rhubarb swastica is going a bit too far…

    It sounds like that insane computer generated novel, The Policeman’s Beard is Half Constructed.

  3. It stopped just at the good part. . . .
    Oh. You mean that wasn’t a real story?
    Oh. I thought a good conscious was a continual Christmas.
    Gosh and golly gee. I feel so silly.

  4. The really terrible thing is, that I see poems on the net that read very much the same. People who think that to be obscure is being deep.

  5. LOL, these little gems. I’ve actually started reading some of my spam mail now. After insulting me with some obsceneties, they give me very nice quotes. Just for good measure!

  6. WordPress Trackback Spam!!!
    I have installed plugins that prevent comment spams, but this won't prevent trackback to be blocked. I've been spam by many
    MFA websites that most probably is from the same network with trackback, but they are not linking me on their website. May I
    know how do they do it and how do I stop it? Without disabling trackback?
    Thanks, and I'm using WordPress.

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